andrealyn has written an incredible fic in only one sentence. It's probably better than most longer fics ever written. I'm keeping it.

EDIT: Entry is friends locked but she's graciously allowed me to repost the awesome:

There is no horizon to be found here, but for the planes of James' hips and the only vessel crossing these borders is the forward and curious crawl of Jack's fingers as they descend lower and lower and the only words on the tip of his sinful-rum-burned tongue are, "Shall I drink to your happiness or maybe perhaps your health?"