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Futher evidence I'm a big, dumb klutz: I was stepping out of a chair and tripped on a pencil and fell on my ass in front of my whole class. Awesome.

I am not supposed to be here. I've got major assignments due for finals next week and I should be doing them. But I really don't want to do them. But I will *pulls up bootstraps* so if you see me lurking around, yell at me to go do my work.

*Goes off to stare down English paper in a parody of an old west showdown*