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It's 6:30 p.m. and I have until about 11:00 to write an 11 page essay for English due tomorrow.
My ability to finish said essay is being hindered by the fact that i'm writing it on my computer, which also has games and internet access.
And the word 'ability' is starting to lose meaning because i've written it so many times.

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"Despite my fondness of doing math, it’s a much different matter, as anyone will tell you, when you’re forced to do it."

What the hell is that?! Who talks like this, ever? Much less in a school essay? I remind myself of someone from Oscar Wilde's timeline if not Oscar himself.