You can't accidentally buy the wrong size underwear, offer to give them to me, then ask for $5 for them. I did not want nor need new underwear and am taking them only because, well, one can never have too much underwear. Go back to passive-aggressively washing the dishes.
Knock it off, michals
Figure out your fucking system for reserving rooms. This is the 100th time you've fucked me over.
Fucking fuck fuck, michals
CALL ME BACK.
You're adorable. You make me happy. I wish I was friends with these people. Will still pitch a fit if you put Barney and Robin back together.
Dear Boardwalk Empire,
Keep being awesome.
HELL. YES. michals
FUCK. Almost forgot to register for classes!