Feb. 20th, 2011

michals: (not a damn thing)
HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS:

- I HAVE A BED. It is soft and warm and I want to lie in it and never ever move.

- I'm not even eating food anymore, just whatever comes near my mouth.

- I am sitting on my pajamas so they'll be warm when I put them on.

- I have no clothes. I have given up on ever having clothes because that would mean doing laundry.

- Roomie and I are becoming overeating hermits. There are two separate parties we could be attending tonight, and I'm going into my 14th straight hour of watching old episodes of 30 Rock.

THAT IS ALL.

Okay one more thing: What the hell English people? Who pays their rent by the week? And how the fuckity fuck do you get around London? I've been rocking the Chicago El and bus system for the last four years and just looking at a map of London makes me curl into a ball and weep. And why is it so expensive to live in what amounts to a shed in someone's backyard?

Oh, forgot to mention. In addition to watching everything 30 Rock, I've spent today looking up flats in London, pretending like I actually have some sort of future and dreams. I have a tab open with flats in London, and one with apartments in Chicago.

NNNNNNNNNNNNGHFARPHL.

EDIT: I JUST PICKED ALL THE GUNK OUT OF MY MOUSE WITH A PARING KNIFE. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

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